The lamest SMS-es of all...

I SMS-ed Alwin two days ago and two days later, he replied me...

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I told him if I was asking for his help at that point of time, I would be dead by the time his help arrived...

There I was, SMS-ing Alwin, asking him about his most recent job interview and I was updated that he will start working in November. That means no one would be around to accompany me for a shopping spree after October... Life is just so pathetic sometimes. Why ah? Why?

Then, I told him that I wanna quit studying already but Alwin didn't agree on the idea that I should quit studying and work instead. So, there he was, convincing me that doing Masters is good and that I could become his boss after graduating...


My reply to his question and query was...


Yes, Alwin is my darling-est darling but instead of calling me 'darling,' he calls me his 'ho.' Thanks to my twin brother, Bernard, that he's stuck to calling me 'ho' this lifetime.


Right, thanks a lot Bernard - you memang kacau.

If you guys are wondering what does 'ho' mean, go harass my twin brother, Bernard, he'll be more than happy to tell you what a 'ho' is.

Regarding the final part of the SMS that somebody called and asked if I'm Mrs. Ching or not, I'm not sure who those people were because last week alone, I've gotten two calls, addressing me as Mrs. Ching. I've got a call last month as well and this girl asked If I were Mrs. Ching or not.

There, 3 calls altogether...

Well, Alwin and I are not married yet but we will get married in years to come but it's a nuisance that these people keep on calling and addressing me as 'Mrs. Ching' when I'm not yet Mrs. Ching.

Hence, I told Alwin if there are people addressing me as Mrs. Ching, that means we are married although we haven't again, we will in years to come.

At this point of time, I've to declare that...

Alwin and I are practically married wtf.

My darling somehow was so amused with me, using the 'wtf' acronym that he went...


See how cute my darling is? He can be soooooo damn amused with me using 'wtf' that I've to refrain myself from showing you guys his next reply. Haha...

I was trying to imagine his expression because the ever so guai-guai darling of mine never used the term - at least in front of me before. Maybe he did use it when he was with Bernard last time, I'm not sure.

But then hor, his reply was so damn cute lor...

Around 5.30pm, I dozed off after blowing him some fake kisses and Alwin did the same but his version has spankings included...


See what I mean? See? See? See?

What was on his mind?

Hahaha... So, that would be all for the lamest SMS-es of all... Well, technically, yeah, I'm too bored but that doesn't mean I'm free.

So, ciao!