I'm always hungry...
I don't know why...
No, I'm not pregnant!
Never mind, no big deal...
Since I'm always hungry these days, I've decided to eat up my hamster!
Damn hungry that day, alright? I returned home from work only to find my brother and daddy were not around. I searched everywhere for food but I could find nothing. In the end, I've decided just to eat my hamster since it caught my attention!
But after I saw my Lovely struggling for life, I let it go. Hahaha... Something else happened when I wanted to eat her.
She talked to me - with words! OMG... Lovely talked to me and she said, "Go away, you carnivorous witch!"
Guess how surprised I was...
Then, I made peace with her by telling her that I'm NOT ever going to bully her like I always do whenever I'm being too free.
Alright, I'm a bitchy witch because you can never believe how I literally torture Lovely everyday... Lemme tell you...
Sometimes, I'll toss her in the air and catch it with my palms...
Sometimes, I'll roll her around on the floor...
It was damn funny when 2 months ago, her feet got stuck in the cage and she was in human term, yelling for help. I only got to know her feet were stuck in the morning because I didn't check her out the night before.
Never mind... I'm not here to tell you what a bad person I am but since Lovely and I made peace already, she let me snap a really cute picture of her...
Alrighty... going to class now...
Oh, yeah, Lovely says hi...
2 comments:
you you....torture that poor thing! evil witch!
ah... now u call me a witch...
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